I don't know about you, but I don't believe he cut his head off.

Facebook: best place to apologise.

Wow. I'll explain firstly. The 'Sxxxx n Mxxxx' bit is due to the person sharing a Facebook account with their child.

I wish telling Facebook all about your infidelity was the worst part about this.

Only took 12 missed calls.

Phew. That was a close one.

PLZ!!!!!?

...wow.

I thought he would understand.

This is, of course, in relation to herpes. Original question was "If my herpes are not inflamed should i tell my girlfriend?".

(yes, I occasionally browse Yahoo Answers just to find things for mentalwatch, what of it? Place is a fucking goldmine of mental)

Anyhoo. Oh, you gave your boyfriend herpes then are shocked when he gets annoyed? Obviously, it could only have brought you closer! Should've bought you Thank You flowers. Maybe a nice box of chocolates.

Or, more likely, bitterness, a subscription to DatePositive and a life of regret.

Drunken bitch

Now this one, this fucking one, just gets worse and worse. Generic I can't live without her comment, fair enough, we all use hyperbole. But freaking out because she hasn't texted you in four whole hours? Jesus Christ, man, get a fucking grip. The worst part is she had to actually give an excuse for not texting for four hours!

Can we please organise an Australia-esque scenario exclusively for mentals?

Even when you have hobbies, you can still be insane.

Yes, it does. Also, fantastic emphasis on none there. Don't think the point would've been quite nailed home with a massive, massive hammer without it.

(Again, one you'll have to click.)