Thursday, 12 November 2009

Facebook: best place to apologise.

Wow. I'll explain firstly. The 'Sxxxx n Mxxxx' bit is due to the person sharing a Facebook account with their child.

I wish telling Facebook all about your infidelity was the worst part about this.

Monday, 19 October 2009

Sunday, 18 October 2009

I thought he would understand.

This is, of course, in relation to herpes. Original question was "If my herpes are not inflamed should i tell my girlfriend?".

(yes, I occasionally browse Yahoo Answers just to find things for mentalwatch, what of it? Place is a fucking goldmine of mental)

Anyhoo. Oh, you gave your boyfriend herpes then are shocked when he gets annoyed? Obviously, it could only have brought you closer! Should've bought you Thank You flowers. Maybe a nice box of chocolates.

Or, more likely, bitterness, a subscription to DatePositive and a life of regret.

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Drunken bitch

Now this one, this fucking one, just gets worse and worse. Generic I can't live without her comment, fair enough, we all use hyperbole. But freaking out because she hasn't texted you in four whole hours? Jesus Christ, man, get a fucking grip. The worst part is she had to actually give an excuse for not texting for four hours!

Can we please organise an Australia-esque scenario exclusively for mentals?

Monday, 12 October 2009

Even when you have hobbies, you can still be insane.

Yes, it does. Also, fantastic emphasis on none there. Don't think the point would've been quite nailed home with a massive, massive hammer without it.

(Again, one you'll have to click.)

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Ghosts: telling you your man is cheating.

Taken from a British newspaper in the Ask x section. Is this real? I'm willing to believe people are this ridiculous. Correct answer is, obviously 'Leave him immediately so he can find a sane partner and, ideally, kill yourself'. Also, the reply refering to it as 'suspicions'? Jesus Christ.

Apologies for the low quality of this, took it on the poor camera on my phone.

It was kind of sweet, in a way.

I don't think this even needs commenting. The fact he spent an hour on your lap crying about his ex is kinda sweet? I don't know which one of them is more insane.

Also, the pic is a bit large so click on it to read.

Quit Your Girlfriend

How thoughtless! I mean, working shifts your girlfriend disagrees with. YOU SHOULD BASE YOUR LIFE AROUND HERS.

Mental Watch

Well, the idea is the name. It's me posting things I think are absolutely mental. As in, thoughts people have, Facebook updates, tweets etc that generally paint them as mental. And no, it's not going to be RANDOMZ, there will be no I R SO WACKY or updates about the crazy stuff LADZ did.

I am fully aware this is highly judgement and just what I perceive to be mental but, hey, it's a blog.